via loyauhl, from rosevests

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

10 hours ago on Sep 1, 14 - 548421 notes

yezir:

mycobainshirt:

What does Justin’s dad do? Like his house seems really nice…

has bieber as a son

10 hours ago on Sep 1, 14 - 418 notes

fosterthenoodle:

There’s a very special place in heaven for bands who put lyric booklets in their CD cases.

10 hours ago on Sep 1, 14 - 262749 notes

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

10 hours ago on Sep 1, 14 - 392095 notes

cannotstopthefeeling:

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

10 hours ago on Sep 1, 14 - 784821 notes

actionables:

I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11

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religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

10 hours ago on Sep 1, 14 - 343502 notes

arewe-all-weare:

hope-is-a-songbird:

she now has an academy award.

The disappointing part is that it wasn’t for this movie

10 hours ago on Sep 1, 14 - 617646 notes


camelot-has-the-tardis:

radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

stop reblogging this

what scene?

10 hours ago on Sep 1, 14 - 196560 notes

WE’RE SOARING

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FLYING

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THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

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10 hours ago on Sep 1, 14 - 335224 notes

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

10 hours ago on Sep 1, 14 - 140189 notes

via twistedtwit, from pagingme

pagingme:

had a minor heart attack in the best buy parking lot

10 hours ago on Sep 1, 14 - 159 notes